HAH! Finally a victim! *coughs* I mean friend. Yeah friend. I've been lonely since ages. But thank god you are here. Let's play something! No, no! Let's watch a movie! But don't use my computer or I'll have to do some terrible things to you. And we don't want this to happen, right? Anyway, we are gonna have real fun today! So... What do you want to do with me, friend?